Personal Quotes

"I don't do what the cool kids do!"

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Q. What was God doing before he created the Universe?

A. Preparing Hell for those who dare ask such questions.
 
 

"A statement lacking proof is just an opinion, and you'll never convince me with just your opinion."

Political Figures

Marion Barry - "First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second,what can I say? I'm a night owl."

J.C. Watts - "If liberals can't beat you, if they're losing on the issues, they do one of two things. They either call you a bigot or a racist. Or they sue you."

Barry Goldwater - "A government that is big enough to give you all you want, is big enough to take it all away."

Philososphers

Aristotle - "No great genius has ever existed without some touch of madness."

Movie and TV Quotes

General Maximus - "What we do in life, echoes in eternity."

George Lucas - "I am cynical but I have hope the human race can overcome its incredible stupidity. We have brains. We just don't use them."

Joel Robinson - "Iowa State College... the high school after high school!"

Crow T. Robot - "Oh sweet information superhighway, what bring you me from the depths of cyberspace?"

Yoda - "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter"

Yoda - "Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."

Darth Vader - "All too easy."

Homer Simpson - "To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

Homer Simpson - "The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"

Moe - "Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything."

Morbo - "All humans are vermin in the eyes of Morbo."